Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Bakugou/Kirishima: *ignoring each other*
Kaminari: What happened this time?
Kirishima: *looks at Bakugou and sighs*
Bakugou: …
Kirishima: …
Bakugou: He asked me to lend a hand and I threw one of Shigaraki’s disembodied hands at him.
Kaminari: How did you even-
Bakugou: I stole one to spite him for kidnapping me.
Kirishima: So..what are we?
Bakugou: We’re students at UA high.
Kirishima: No I mean..more specifically.
Bakugou: Um..we’re in class 1-A.
Kirishima: NO I mean.. what’s our..”relationship”
Bakugou: We’re..rivals.
Kirishima: Is that your way of saying..friends?
Bakugou: FUCK TO THE NO!
Kirishima: Oh..[manly nears forming]
Bakugou: ITS MY WAY OF SAYING THAT WE’RE BOYFRIENDS YOU DUMBSHIT!YOU ASKED ME OUT LAST WEEK!
Kirishima: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! YOU JUST WALKED AWAY AND DIDNT RESPOND!!
Bakugou: I DIDN’T SAY NO!!
Todoroki: No, I wouldn’t die for you.
Midoriya: What?
Todoroki: I’d live for you. My whole life I’d been willing to die, but for you? I’d live just for you.
Tetsutetsu: so what’s it like dating Bakugo?
Kirishima: Yesterday I asked him for a glass of water and he handed me a cup of ice
Kirishima:
Kirishima: then he just said ‘wait’
Kaminari: So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Bakugou lately.
Kirishima: No Denki it’s not what it looks like! I swear!
Kaminari: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Kirishima: No Denki, you’re the only one for me!
Kaminari: Is that so?
Kirishima: I swear to god! Bakugou and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!
Kaminari: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Kirishima: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kaminari: But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?
Kirishima: Of course bro!
Kaminari: Bro!
Bakugou: What the-
Midoriya: *hugs Todoroki*
Todoroki: I did not ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.
Midoriya: *moves away*
Todoroki: I didn’t say stop.
Kirishima: I made a little marshmallow Bakugou. look, his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him.
Kirishima: Do you like it?
Bakugou: *Choked up* It’s fine.
Bakugou: [drops tangled earbuds on Kirishimas desk and looks at him grudgingly]
Kirishima: Hey man what’s up!
Bakugou: [squints eyes and gives Kirishima death stare]
Kirishima: …you..do you want me to..untangle these for you..?
Bakugou: I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.
Kirishima: ..well you could have just asked for..HELP or-
Bakugou: I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP I DONT NEED ANYONES HELP I CAN DO THINGS ON MY OWN SHIT HEAD
Kirishima: ..do you still want me to hel- I mean, untangle these for you?
Bakugou: …[slightly nods]
i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason
theyre p big
ill be damned
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL TOO???
Jesus fucking christ i thought they were like, softball sized
How can a room full of married people be empty?
Because there isn’t a single person in the room!
Heh..
